The sun clawed its way over the horizon, bleeding fiery reds and bruised purples across the sky, casting a haunting glow on the parched earth of the forgotten by all village somewhere in a Central Africa. Shadows stretched long and foreboding, as if the land itself knew that today, darkness would rise before the light could fully take hold. I greeted this dawn as always with horror and heavy forebodings... An anxious awakening brought no relief. No, it wasn't a dream-I was still in the tribe... The only white woman for hundreds of miles around! In a godforsaken wilderness where the only sounds are the buzzing of flies and the chirping of cicadas. And all the young men of this tribe, and there are 42 of them here (oh, save me, gods!), have an anatomical anomaly... A huge, unbelievably, unacceptable, disgusting huge cock!...